Vol. I | No.II Ensuring that you stay ahead
| Inner Beauty |
| Biz Quiz |
| Cool Links |
| Kartik's Korner |
| Puzzles |
| We Heard from u |
| Page 3 |
| Dayesh Angle , IBS Pune ('98) |
| Nithya Harsha IBS Bangalore ('02) |
| Harnadha V Kumar IBS Bangalore, (’01) |
| Rajan Mohindra IBS New Delhi ('98) |
| Ravi Kumar Rathi IBS Hyderabad ('99) |
| Vicky Abhishek IBS Pune ('00) |
| Did U Know |
| Book Wormz |
| Astro Speak |
| Just Jokin' |
| Movie Review |
| Tech Gadgets |
Just Jokin'
The Ten Commandments of Employment
- If it rings, put it on hold.
- If it clunks, call the repairman.
- If it whistles, ignore it.
- If it's a friend, stop work and chat.
- If it's the boss, look busy.
- If it talks, take notes.
- If it's handwritten, type it.
- if it's typed, copy it.
- If it's copied, file it.
- If it's Friday, forget it!
- The Requirements of This Job
Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.
Memo Degradation
Memo from CEO to Manager:
Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is
when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is
something that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for
employees to view the eclipse in the parking lot. Staff should meet in
the lot at ten to eleven, when I will deliver a short speech introducing
the eclipse, and giving some background information. Safety goggles will
be made available at a small cost.
Memo from Manager to Department Head:
Today at ten to eleven, all staff should meet in the car park. This will
be followed by a total eclipse of the sun, which will appear for two
minutes. For a moderate cost, this will be made safe with goggles. The
CEO will deliver a short speech beforehand to give us all some
information. This is not something that can be seen every day.
Memo from Department Head to Floor Manager:
The CEO will today deliver a short speech to make the sun disappear for
two minutes in the form of an eclipse. This is something that cannot be
seen every day, so staff will meet in the car park at ten or eleven.
This will be safe, if you pay a moderate cost.
Memo from Floor Manager to Supervisor:
Ten or eleven staff are to go to the car park, where the CEO will
eclipse the sun for two minutes. This doesn't happen every day. It will
be safe, and as usual it will cost you.
Memo from Supervisor to staff:
Some staff will go to the car park today to see the CEO disappear.
It is a pity this doesn't happen everyday.